I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet. “how could you do that! that’s animal abuse” No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them. “cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat” I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I got really angry for a minute then died of laughter.
dont even try to tell me tumblr isnt a sexist website because ive now seen 3 separate posts comparing men to dogs with over 10,000 notes each and if you actually condone that type of shit you need to unfollow me right now
i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us
I find it funny when advertisers say “the only [insert thing here] on earth.” What do you mean “on earth”. Are you acknowledging the presence of aliens or something, like “well we have it like this on Earth but there’s this guy in the Horsehead nebula that can hook you up with something better.”
“there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]”—
people with money. only people with money (via daxsymbiont)
travelling the world, “dropping everything” and moving to another city/state/country, majoring in your liberal arts interest of choice, applying/going to your dream college/university, buying your dream house, working at your dream job, cultivating/building/guiding your own dreams, dreaming. living.
"never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them" — very bad and unfortunately very common writing advice
i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to my parents to told them ‘hey i’m straight’ so why should i have to do it?” and he arrived home with his boyfriend and no one made a big deal out of it and i think that’s the way it should be everywhere