This thing...

“Knockout’s voice is so sexy it makes me shiver sometimes”

Yes.

“I like to imagine all the twisted, painful, and horrifying tortures Vortex performs on his victims while the other Combaticons watch.”

JKSDGHJKH I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY OH MY GOD

Vorteeeex

“If I were a transformer, I would be one of the biggest sluts who existed (assuming there is some form of sex). I just can’t decide whose spike I would rather ride, or who I would rather spark bond with.”

*whispers* yes… good.

“I don’t know why but I tend to fall for the more ‘mentally unstable’ characters of the transformers universes. One example being, Kickback, I LOVE the way he talks in Fall of Cybertron!! it makes me wet just thinking how ‘crazy’ hed be in the berth..”

Oh. BABY.

“Knock Out has the most gorgeous neck. I want to nibble on it.”

“I found out that Knock Out looks like he’s wearing a speedo. Now I can’t help but look at his crotch now.”

Like we didn’t stare at his crotch enough before.

“I have massive trouble with mech/human most of the time. Even that Starscream dirty talk thing, where he’s all “do you want my spike, little human?” I couldn’t find anything but funny because I was like “Want it for what? What am I supposed to do with it? It’s probably bigger than I am.” (Sure, non-penetrative sex of some kind, but he wasn’t describing that. At least not in the part I listened to. I had to turn it off halfway due to sheer “What the hell do you mean?”)”

 Uh

This is really mean… This isn’t even a confession.

Also, doesn’t this count as kinkshaming? Maybe I’m biased, because i’m into synth/org, but you really shouldn’t attack someone’s voiceacting work because ‘you don’t get it’. It’s like calling people out for finding something attractive. Let people like what they like, please.

“I can’t hide it anymore, I get off on emotional and physical pain. I can’t tell which side of the SadoMaso scale I’m on anymore thanks to Overlord and FortressMaximus… I… I wish there were fanfics of them… just graphic details of pain, and I feel terrible for it.”

“I hate drift. he’s a Mary sue, a special little snowflake.But Deadlock. Oh. I want him to do everything me.”

But… He’s the same mech. I don’t….

How…

f-m-conslut:

“Once, I masturbated to the video “Starscream Dirty Talk” on YouTube, and I had the best orgasm I have ever experienced in my entire life. It was pretty fucking intense to say the least. “

I still remember the first time I ever heard that. My face was RED for a couple of hours.

JFC THIS FUCKING VIDEO

(Source: dirty-tf-secrets)